Don’t feel the need to skip this if you haven’t seen the movie. It’s funny either way, and it’s not like this is a movie experience that is going to be ruined for you by spoilers. The only way to ruin Transformers 2 for yourself is to develop very particular cataracts that render you unable to see Megan Fox’s cleavage, or to go into the movie expecting it to be any good.
Megan Fox’s cleavage isn’t even my favorite cleavage, if we’re getting tangential - Angelina Jolie’s wetsuited nipples in Tomb Raider 2 are worth at least fifteen Megan Fox cleavages, dry or dripping - but it’s the only even remotely enjoyable part of this movie I can think of. Is UP still playing? UP was good. Read the Topless Robot thing and go see UP. If it’s still playing. If you’re reading this months from now, Netflix it. If you’re reading this months from now but you’re some sorta Luddite who refuses to embrace the future, rent it from a physically existant brick-and-mortar video rental store. I’d add to the list of contingencies but that’s only getting us farther and farther away from nipples.
5 months ago