Who would win in a ridiculousness contest, Dinosaucers or Street Sharks?
In this corner, four formerly ordinary teenagers assist the Dinosaucers in their battle against Genghis Rex and the evil Tyrannos!
In this corner… um… well, they’re sharks. The kind of shark that is half people! And they’ve got a black doctor friend, and one of them plays the drums. Or, wait, maybe she’s a scientist? She’s got a lab coat, anyway, and it was a lot harder for female black persons to get one of those in the eighties on account of Fundamental Reaganatic Inequity. I am just making shit up now because Street Sharks, as nuts as it is, did not provide me with an awesome phrase like “Genghis Rex and the evil Tyrannos,” and I have to say something.
In what ways was I misspending my youth to have missed both of these?
5 months ago