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Helpful links to IF Comp '08 reviews, so no one has to delve into the spoilery muck below:
Lair of the CyberCow (UPDATED) / The Lucubrator / The Hall of the Fount of Artois (UPDATED) / Snack Time! / Buried in Shoes / The Absolute Worst Game / Dracula's Underground Crypt / School of Forbidden Wisdom (UPDATED) / Red Moon / When Machines Attack / Violet / The Lighthouse / Opening Night / Ananachronist / Riverside / Freedom / Piracy 2.0 / Afflicted / Trein / A Date with Death / Grief / Escape from the Underworld / Magic / A Martian Odyssey / Channel Surfing / Recess at Last / NerdQuest / Everybody Dies / Cry Wolf / Project Delta / Search for the Ultimate Weapon / Berrost's Challenge / The Missing Piece / April in Paris / Nightfall
Final scores and capsule summaries.
A quick note about the meanness of these reviews.
Also I should link to Riff's blog, just to pretend that's not how you got here in the first place.
Seriously, the internet is just one big Dadaist poetry machine.
resolution - to start dancing
What is the first color you think of when you think of Spring? Instead it has 512 megabytes of flash memory, plusUSB 2. Firstly, the inwards facing nature of China’s single ruling party, and its unresponsiveness to external pressure, mean that Beijing can speak and act independently. BTW, your “creeped out” link has an extra h in the http. Nice use of the awesome tag. Nada os separaria novamente. Did you go on any vacations during this month? dammit, I even previewed. this is the best invention anyone could ever come up with!
Especially if they’d take their paws off the machinery of state. The best thing to happen to you today?
It sure was enjoyable to see all those colorful lights. Through all your houses wandering.
This post makes as much sense as one celebrating Valentine’s Day. Which makes me curious about other peoples’ perceptions of accuracy in their own signs.
I also found feces matted into a rug in the bathroom. Do they believe it’s better for society for everyone to eliminate religious faith altogether?
They may also only conduct interviews with permission from the state. Many more browsed or edited the site without registering.
There was an attachment at the bottom claiming to be a picture of a peacock, but I didn’t open it, lest it actually turn out to be a peacock.
4 months ago
Don’t feel the need to skip this if you haven’t seen the movie. It’s funny either way, and it’s not like this is a movie experience that is going to be ruined for you by spoilers. The only way to ruin Transformers 2 for yourself is to develop very particular cataracts that render you unable to see Megan Fox’s cleavage, or to go into the movie expecting it to be any good.
Megan Fox’s cleavage isn’t even my favorite cleavage, if we’re getting tangential - Angelina Jolie’s wetsuited nipples in Tomb Raider 2 are worth at least fifteen Megan Fox cleavages, dry or dripping - but it’s the only even remotely enjoyable part of this movie I can think of. Is UP still playing? UP was good. Read the Topless Robot thing and go see UP. If it’s still playing. If you’re reading this months from now, Netflix it. If you’re reading this months from now but you’re some sorta Luddite who refuses to embrace the future, rent it from a physically existant brick-and-mortar video rental store. I’d add to the list of contingencies but that’s only getting us farther and farther away from nipples.
4 months agoAs it’s explained on the Twin Galaxies forum, Inky’s position on the screen may seem random, but it’s actually based on a the relationship between Pac-Man and Blinky, the red ghost.
Call me easily amused, but I found this fascinating. In related news, this shirt arrived for me off Threadless today. It’s all sold out of the men’s sizes and hoodies, which means you can get the girly sizes on sale, as is also the case with this shirt. I mention this because males are incomplete females whose damaged, deformed Y chromosomes render them incapable of loving or looking good in t-shirts, the very t-shirts so desperately needed to bring about groovy female Armageddon.
Baby.
4 months agoWhy did no one fucking tell me about Late of the Pier?
In related news, I am in love with the “Let people answer this” checkbox. Sorry!
4 months ago
Joe once left somebody a note saying their penis wasn’t big enough for one parking spot, let alone two. Anyway, these are great.
5 months agoTiny death monkeys. I mean TINY.
Riff: good grief
Riff: The one on the right is seriously thinking about jumping into your ear, hollowing out your brain, and driving you around like a war mecha while cackling evilly.
Riff: the one on the left is sleepy.
5 months ago