July 9, 2009
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July 8, 2009
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June 26, 2009
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June 20, 2009

Why did no one fucking tell me about Late of the Pier?

In related news, I am in love with the “Let people answer this” checkbox.  Sorry!

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June 15, 2009
I think my carpenter just made a masterpiece barrel.
Riff’s playing Dwarf Fortress.
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June 8, 2009
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May 21, 2009

Tiny death monkeys. I mean TINY.

Riff: good grief

Riff: The one on the right is seriously thinking about jumping into your ear, hollowing out your brain, and driving you around like a war mecha while cackling evilly.

Riff: the one on the left is sleepy.

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Who would win in a ridiculousness contest, Dinosaucers or Street Sharks?

In this corner, four formerly ordinary teenagers assist the Dinosaucers in their battle against Genghis Rex and the evil Tyrannos!

In this corner… um… well, they’re sharks.  The kind of shark that is half people!  And they’ve got a black doctor friend, and one of them plays the drums.  Or, wait, maybe she’s a scientist?  She’s got a lab coat, anyway, and it was a lot harder for female black persons to get one of those in the eighties on account of Fundamental Reaganatic Inequity.  I am just making shit up now because Street Sharks, as nuts as it is, did not provide me with an awesome phrase like “Genghis Rex and the evil Tyrannos,” and I have to say something.

In what ways was I misspending my youth to have missed both of these?

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Thank you, Google Ads, for enweirdicating my browsing experience.
Thank you, Google Ads, for enweirdicating my browsing experience.
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May 6, 2009

Man, She-Ra was wacky.

PREPARE THE DOOM BALLOON!

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